THE SETTING: Like, an airport.
Tyler, showing his usual disregard for the laws of physics/bulletproof glass, kicks down the airport entrance, and strolls over to the ticket-giver-outer-person.
TYLER: I would like to purchase a ticket to the future.
TICKET PERSON: I... what?
TYLER: I must go to the future and prevent FUTURE JOSH from going back in time and meeting JOSH.
TICKET PERSON: I'm going to call security now.
10 minutes later...
SECURITY: Sir, why was your briefcase filled with meat?
TYLER: Please do not tell me you touched the orphan meat.
SECURITY: I... did you just say orphan meat?
TYLER: Yes.
SECURITY: As in...
TYLER: Made from orphans, yes.
SECURITY: ......Why?
TYLER: Because I'm making a Meat Dragon, and not just any meat will do.
SECURITY: F***. Okay, do you have a criminal record?
TYLER: 137 counts of Super-murder.
SECURITY:Um... define Super-murder?
TYLER: Okay, so murder is, like, shooting someone, right?
SECURITY: Yes?
TYLER: Well, Super-murder is sneaking into someone's house at night, Waking them up by punching them in the d***, and then stabbing them in the face with a broadsword.
SECURITY: And you've done this 137 times?
TYLER: Yes.
SECURITY: HOLY S***. Well, moving away from that, where did you get the orphan meat?
TYLER: Super-murder.
TYLER punches the security guard in the d***, and then stabs him in the face with a broadsword.
He then walks back into the lobby, and sees a bunch of orphans on a field trip, or whatever orphans do.
TYLER: THE MEAT DRAGON MUST BE COMPLETED!
TYLER stabs their tour guide person with a broadsword.
ORPHAN: OH MY GOD SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE!
TYLER: I'll call you a hearse.
TYLER kills ORPHANS with shuriken*.
TYLER: Wait, didn't I have to do something?
In the future, FUTURE JOSH boards the plane to the past.
TYLER: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
THE END
*SINGULAR
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