I know that space pirates have pincers for mouths, and as such can only make clicking noises and shrieks.
So if it makes it funnier, just imagine them talking in, you know, clicks and shrieks. Like Geonosions.
ZEBESIAN SCIENCE TEAM MEETING
"Okay, so the Omega Pirate thing isn't working."
"Agreed, what a waste of phazon..."
"What are you talking about? Have you seen the combat footage? That thing killed the fuck out of that army!"
"That was a space pirate army."
"What?"
"It got out, and it killed thousands of space pirates."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"Well then, we should probably launch it into the nearest sun."
"OOH!"
"..."
"OOOOOH! I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA!"
"...Yes, science drone 504?"
"We could keep it in cryogenic storage in a room filled with phazon!"
"...Doesn't phazon, y'know, make it even angrier?"
"OH! We could also give it an upgrade that only our worst enemy can use!"
"GENIUS!"
"Yes, an excellent plan!"
"But gentlemen, first we must continue to pump massive amounts of the most unstable element ever into a gigantic Metroid!"
"Of course, how could we have forgotten!"
"And after that, we must finish that new Elite Pirate armor!"
"The one that only shows it's weak point when both of it's kneecaps are shot simultaneously?"
"That's the one!"
"I love that one!"
"Well, I must say that this was quite possibly the most enlightening meeting we have ever held!"
I like to think of the science team as a group of idiots in monocles and top hats.
Just because.
HARRUMPH
