Josh: How's your mother?
Sam: Hello to you too.
Jeremiah: I AM A HOMSEXUAL!!1!
Mark: 'sup
Jordan: A FILTHY WHORE.
Logan: How's your mother?
Toni: ........*
Josh: OMG A BEAR!!!1!!
Toni:.......................................**
phipps***: Hey guys imma go make out with my midget girlfriend.
Josh: I would say you can do better, but then I remember you're phipps***.
phipps***: F*** YOU.
Josh: YOU WOULD.
THE END
*I DON'T SPEAK BEAR.
**PROBABLY EXPLATIVES/THREATS
***HE(?) DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE A PROPER NOUN
